02 9 / 2009
Spoiler alert! Don’t read if you are planning on watching Wendy and Lucy.
I’ve proclaimed my love for Will Oldham on here before. I mean the man covers R. kelly, Mariah Carey, and is homies with Zach Galifianakis. Plus his own music is pretty amazing. I know he has dabbled in acting before, mostly indie low budget films which are very hard to find. So I was pretty excited to hear he was going to be in a movie with Michelle Williams, which meant big name & big distribution.
Finally got around to watching it and what a frickin letdown. His part is all of maybe 2 minutes and I wasted 80 minutes of my life watching this bitch search for her dog. Calling the move slow, underwhelming, or stupid is an understatement. Ranks up there in the worst movies of all time. Even Gigli had more going on in it than this piece of shit. I suppose if I really analyze it I might find some deep philosophical symbolism or some shit in there about despair and love. No, its about fucking losing a dumb dog.
There needs to be a movie made about dogs being lost in the stomach’s of the Vietnamese.
