04 4 / 2009

Reason # 432892012 I love gay bars: I can wear sequin leggings and not look like a damn fool. AND receive a dozen compliments. AND was told I was “breaking hearts” by a group of lesbians.  Last friday I was in dire need of “booty rocking everywhere” clubbin’. I rounded up Hector and Jason and we hit Motherlode and the Abbey. I had a blast despite my near fight with some queenie bitch that tried to disrespect Hector. Bitch asked me “Where are you from?”  I’m sorry I didn’t know this was Boyz in the Hood, you are at a G-A-Y bar. Don’t try and claim territory. I was about to pop my earrings off, pop the acrylics, tie my weave back and go Long Beach on this fool… but Hector dragged me away. The night ended with me driving everyone home PLUS some guy one of the boys met. So I would say the night was a success. I got to dance to fergie, met a ton of nice people, got to rock my sequins, and my boys scored. 

Reason # 432892012 I love gay bars:

I can wear sequin leggings and not look like a damn fool. AND receive a dozen compliments. AND was told I was “breaking hearts” by a group of lesbians. 

Last friday I was in dire need of “booty rocking everywhere” clubbin’. I rounded up Hector and Jason and we hit Motherlode and the Abbey. I had a blast despite my near fight with some queenie bitch that tried to disrespect Hector. Bitch asked me “Where are you from?”  I’m sorry I didn’t know this was Boyz in the Hood, you are at a G-A-Y bar. Don’t try and claim territory. I was about to pop my earrings off, pop the acrylics, tie my weave back and go Long Beach on this fool… but Hector dragged me away. 
The night ended with me driving everyone home PLUS some guy one of the boys met. So I would say the night was a success. I got to dance to fergie, met a ton of nice people, got to rock my sequins, and my boys scored. 

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